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Merch Fail: Episode II

Here's the second installment of Merch Fail. These pics were submitted to my by a good friend of mine. Let's begin.

A bear holding a chainsaw standing in front of a clock. All good things on their own but a terrible combination all together. Fail

I've always felt that any shirt containing curse words is corny to begin with so this one is a failure right off the bat. Top it all off with a cheesy slogan that you would think to find on a T-shirt in Spencers Gifts next to another shirt that reads "Can't Sleep, The Clowns Will Eat Me" and you've got this failure. Oh yea, there's also what looks to be a pirate skeleton drinking a 40. I'd like to meet the person that made this one.

At first glance most people won't understand why this shirt is such a huge failure. Impending Doom is a Christian Death Metal Band. The end.

Uuuuuuh, wut? Oh yea, fail.

If you don't think this shirt just flat out sucks then you deserve to wear it. I guess putting gangster rappers like Biggie, NaS, Pac and Eazy-E on your shirts to try and gain some streed cred got played out enough that it was time to resort to this.

Fail Blog

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I know I'm late on this. I've been hearing about this blog for a long time but just never took the time to really check it out. Now I'm completely hooked and even submitted my own picture:

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TERROR Goes PORN

Not exactly but this shit is hilarious. See if you can spot what doesn't exactly belong:


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Worst Shirts of 2009

No real disrespect to any of these bands but damn. I'm probably going to end up posting many more of these in the future since we all know there's so many bad t-shirt designs out there. I know I've even been involved in making some. Here we go:

This one just leaves me speechless. In what way does it make any sense? Who on earth would even look at this piece of merchandise and decide to purchase it? More than you would ever even imagine I'm sure.


Well I'm guessing this is a witty attempt at mocking the classic "Virginia is for lovers" T. Fail. Never put the word or any variation of the word "mosh" unless you want to be total herbs. Bad design work tops this whole mess right off.


Never, EVER put a picture of a single band member on your T-shirt doing anything but performing live (especially when they look like THAT. Oh snap). Also, don't try to monopolize on the party scene when you're not known to party at all.


I mean, I guess this one has good design work, but what the hell is with that? Iron Man with some babes? Totally good theme but totally bad to put on your bands T-shirt when it has nothing to do with anything that you're about. Fail.

Well that concludes my first installment of what I will call "Merch Fail". Stay tuned for more fuckery.

GBNF

Myself and those around me have endured so much loss the past few years. I just want to send an "I love you" to all my immediate and extended family. This post is for my good friend Mr. Joe NONE.

Not only is this our (Shattered Realm) first time back in NJ in 2 years but it's also a great show package (thanks in part to EULOGY RECORDINGS and myspace. com/hardcoreshowsidiots) and for a great cause.

Jimmy died this year and unfortunately like most families his was unprepared to pay for a funeral. We all stepped up and came together and paid for his funeral. Now it's time we come together again and get the wooden cross off his rest and put a respectful stone in it's place which is what Jimmy deserves.

Thanks to all in NJ, Brooklyn, and Philly that helped with his burial thanks in advance to anyone supporting this.

- Joe None and FAMILY.