Introducing: The McDoogal

Step 1: Enter your local McDonalds estblishment.

Step 2: Purchase one $.99 double cheeseburger and one $.99
McChicken sandwich for a total of $2.14.

Step 3: Unwrap double cheeseburger and peel apart the two
pieces of meat.

Step 4: Unwrap McChicken and insert entire sandwich (bun and
all) in between the 2 pulled apart pieces of meat of double
cheeseburger.

Step 5: Mash down new creation in order to fit in mouth.

Step 6: Enjoy.