Merch Fail: Episode II

Here's the second installment of Merch Fail. These pics were submitted to my by a good friend of mine. Let's begin.

A bear holding a chainsaw standing in front of a clock. All good things on their own but a terrible combination all together. Fail

I've always felt that any shirt containing curse words is corny to begin with so this one is a failure right off the bat. Top it all off with a cheesy slogan that you would think to find on a T-shirt in Spencers Gifts next to another shirt that reads "Can't Sleep, The Clowns Will Eat Me" and you've got this failure. Oh yea, there's also what looks to be a pirate skeleton drinking a 40. I'd like to meet the person that made this one.

At first glance most people won't understand why this shirt is such a huge failure. Impending Doom is a Christian Death Metal Band. The end.

Uuuuuuh, wut? Oh yea, fail.

If you don't think this shirt just flat out sucks then you deserve to wear it. I guess putting gangster rappers like Biggie, NaS, Pac and Eazy-E on your shirts to try and gain some streed cred got played out enough that it was time to resort to this.